dec 2 in idea barrages

So DC Comics had a character with power to control rocks & dirt who was European royalty & they called him “Geo-Force” not “Landlord”? Do I have to think for everyone? Did they have a woman who could spontaneously generate food & call her “Sandwich Lass” instead of “Lunchlady”?

A version of WEST SIDE STORY where instead of the Sharks and the Jets, it’s the Buttercream Gang and the Apple Dumpling Gang.

On his way out of Shawshank prison, Andy sure went through some shit.

The terrible rap-metal Grinch was all Hoobastink, Hoobastank, Hoobastunk.

The sixty-nine position is like communism, amazing in theory but in practice somebody’s gonna end up with a spinal injury.

The Austin City Limits spin-off “Boston City Limits” didn’t last long because every episode was Aerosmith except for their yearly “The Impression That I Get” special.

I wonder if after the carrots rebel and take over the world, they’ll sell “baby humans” that are really just adult humans shaved down for ease of consumption.

Sometimes I think about how weird it must be for Batman, to see so many people he knows come back from the dead, magically, cosmically, so very often when he was forged in the fire of tragic irreversible but incredibly mundane death.