nov 14 in idea barrages

A reverse “It’s A Wonderful Life” where Chris Pratt is forced to realize he was a better human being as a “failure” stoner beach bum than as a rich and famous actor in deep with a cult.

You just take a pocket knife and cut the Pringle can in half. The Gordian Crisps.

She’s a very sexy girl… the kind you don’t just feed to Mothra… she’s a kaiju freak, kaiju freak, she’s monster freaky…

If you “rebel” in an attempt to reinstall an unjust outmoded social order, you aren’t actually a rebel. That’s just conformity with extra steps.

Thomas the Tank Engine is left to take care of a Maine rail station in winter and finds himself going mad in… The Shining Time Station.

Babylon Sisters parody: “Eleanor Rigby… shake it!”

LESS CELEBRITY CRUISE, MORE OBSCURITY CRUISE

Oscar believed, all should have the trash they need and all should give the trash they can. He was a Groucho Marxist.