nov 10 in idea barrages

1. Only in COVID did we finally fulfill the prediction of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. One nation, stupid and contagious.

2. A remake of MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE, directed by Guillermo del Torgo and starring Benicio del Torgo.

3. Your dress, a giant calzone. When complimented, you respond “Thanks! It has Hot Pockets!”

4. Gal Gadot who revels in the blood of Palestinian children as the Evil Queen in Snow White, that’s just smart casting.

5. A bard can receive a +1 to all Charisma-based skill checks by wearing the special light padded armor called Old Navy Performance Fleece.

6. The only good name for a Big Bang Theory fan-fiction would, of course, be “Hangin’ Mr. Cooper”.

7. It’s like one of those lobster restaurants where you choose your meal from the tank, but with cows and it’s called CLAIMING YOUR STEAK.

8. I was today years old when I realized they probably wrote the role of Dr. Johnny Fever in WKRP IN CINCINNATI for George Carlin, he probably turned him down in two seconds and then they cast someone else.

Last updated November 10, 2021