SPL. in The Napkin.

That stands for Southern Pooping Life. It is a social experiment where people try to synchronize their pooping schedule. So, they get on zoom, and try to poop at the same time while looking each other in the eyes.

I’m fine watching a partner pee. Heck, fine if she pees on me in the shower. But in general, blood and scat are my limits. I’m very much a door-closed kind of guy when it comes to poop.

If it wasn’t obvious, SPL is from a dream I had. To think that was weirder than a shower hallway of fat guys with tiny dicks that made me go “Uhhh, pass.” Hey, if chubby guys with little dicks is your thing, cool. I’d much prefer brunettes with bushes in my dreams.

Oh, don’t look at me like that. You have some WEIRD stuff happen in your dreams, too. I just talk about it. : )