nov 2 in idea barrages

Celebrity athletes LeBron James and Blake Bortles could make a wine cooler line called Bortles And James.

If you’re allergic to book fairs, do they make you go into anascholastic shock?

Why don’t we call dog beds “bark-o-loungers”?

The Gettysburg National Military Park Museum and Visitor Center is at 1195 Baltimore Pike, Gettysburg, PA 17325. That’s the Gettysburg Address.

Market regular Cap’n Crunch as “Oops! No Berries!”

Lower-muddled class? Upper-worked-over class? Whatever I am, I suppose that’s what I am. Definitions like that are for points of relative reference, of course, and do not mean a damned thing.

All these failing satellites and other space-age debris from back in the times when we thought we could reach the stars, before we gave up and started inventing NFTs instead. Should we ever go back, I suppose we’ll first have to hit our orbit with a vacuum cleaner.

Can’t I just send a note into the election commission that says “In All Elections, I Vote For Whoever Is The Leftmost Person With A Legitimate Chance Of Actually Getting Elected, In Perpetuity, Thank You”? It would make it all so much easier.