oct 11 in idea barrages

A Christmas version of IRON CHEF hosted by Santa Claus and at the beginning, he yells “JOLLY CUISINE!”

Halloween parody of “Golddigger” called “Gravedigger”.

CARTOON ALL STARS was and is still the crossover event of the century that Marvel’s films could only aspire to. ALF, Garfield and Michelangelo teaming up to pretend that soft drugs are as bad as hard drugs, free at Blockbuster. Still can’t beat it.

More like BLANDA EXPRESS, amirite?

I like to imagine a conversation between Fozzie Bear and Pac-Man that’s like “wacka wacka!” “wakka wakka wakka” “wacka wacka?” “wakka. wakka.” I figure Ms. Pac-Man cheated on him and Fozzie’s trying to cheer him up.

The human race, I fear, has far too many people who would happily eat dirt if it gave them the opportunity to make everyone else eat shit. They’d rather lord over rubble and dust than be an equal in paradise.

The greatest drag name, of course, would be Dolly Hardon.

Why, yes, I was mashing up the “Baby Turtle Tots” jingle from the old toy line with Aqualung. TAKIN’ CARE OF TURTLE TOTS (drums) TAKIN’ CARE OF TURTLE TOTS, TAKIN’ CARE OF TURTLE TOTS IS SO MUCH FUN, OH SO MUCH FUN