oct 6 in idea barrages

PAUL BLART MALL COP 3: ACHY-BREAKY BLART

A cut of vegan meat substitute called “beef pretenderloin”.

Whenever someone’s complaining about Big Pharma, pretend you think they’re saying “Big Farmer” and immediately come to the defense of the Jolly Green Giant.

A horror movie with the tag-line: “When The Devil Starts Balding, There Will Be Hell Toupee”.

I still say that Plastic Man should have an arch-enemy who has similar powers but is racist and his name is Rubber E. Lee.

Tom Berenger has an evil twin Mot Berenger and when you punch Tom, Mot feels it, it’s really weird. He briefly kidnapped and replaced his brother to try and ruin his life, that’s why he didn’t do MAJOR LEAGUE 3: BACK TO THE MINORS.

It is weird that everyone declared theatrical dead, just because it went it into a lull because, you know, global pandemic. It’s ALMOST like a whole lot of psychos didn’t realize that the sane humans were hiding until they got properly vaccinated.

When you get up to the podium to admit you lost the election, are you on the concessions stand?