sept 28 in idea barrages

She was briefly obsessed with lawn darts but that was just a summer fling.

The lawns have risen to overthrow their suburban oppressors in GERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT HAY.

Batman was disappointed when he found Alfred on the dating site for elderly butlers “Dentured Servants”.

Creativity is a muscle, you keep working it, it grows or at least it maintains. If you think that mental illness or addiction is where your creativity comes from because you read too much Kerouac, no, that’s just the illness or addiction protecting itself through rationalization.

If MASTER OF DISGUISE was a genuine attempt at comedy, yes, it failed. If it is a satire of how bad Mike Myers’ filmography is, however, it is a work of sublime brilliance. You can choose to believe in a way that makes you suffer or a way that brings you joy, it’s up to you.

Need to know the extent to which a film is canon within the ALIEN franchise? No problem! Just put the DVD under this Giger Counter.

I wonder if they ever sang to the hall monitors “BABY NARC, DO DO DO DO DO DO”.

Thinking your poor musicianship improves with the simple addition of extra volume is the punk-cost fallacy.