sept 26 in idea barrages

The terrible truth of the world is, even if something is ethically cut and dried, that doesn’t make a potential lasting solution any less nuanced. We are in a world of troubles that shouldn’t be but that doesn’t mean barging in head-long will fix them.

Agent Dale Cooper was actually Shaggy from SCOOBY-DOO, all grown up and mostly cleaned up.

Singing along to the opening riff of “Aqualung” as “TAKING CARE OF TURTLE TOTS, TAKING CARE OF TURTLE TOTS, TAKING CARE OF TURTLE TOTS IS SO MUCH FUN”.

If you pretend a box office failure of Paul Rudd’s didn’t exist, is that a Rudd Dud Redaction?

James Corden has become the anti-Tim Curry, always bringing extra crap to already crappy projects as if coal to Newcastle.

The line between “never forget” and “wallow in your pain self-destructively” is ill-defined and fraught. I’m not saying that I’m any better than anyone else about it, of course.

Golumpki DANCE is your CHANCE to do golump.

If I could tolerate Billy Joel enough to craft a parody, I could write a hell of a song about He-Man around the line “And so he traded in his Cringer for a Battle-CAT-CAT-CAT-CAT-CAT!”