sept 25 in idea barrages

(to the tune of All-Star) Rheeeeeett BUT-ler once told me, that he don’t wanna know me, said frankly that he don’t give a damn....

When call it an “acting teacher” when you could call it a “stage coach”?

Why be in “wardrobe” when you can be in “costumer assistance”?

Head-canon where KITT in Knight Rider is really just the Turbo Teen, stuck in car mode, old and bitter.

Why say you’re a weed dealer when you can say you’re “in high finance”?

There’s lots of lakes and rivers in Canada, how did we never get “Gretsky’s Jetskis”?

If you’re so bad at making noodle casseroles that you don’t even KNOW you’re bad at making noodle casseroles, you’re experiencing the Dunning-Kugel Effect.

Why say “break up” when you can say “bae leaves”?