sept 22 in idea barrages

We could totally call fan-conventions “stan mixers”.

If only cooking reality shows had their contestants come out to personal theme songs, like professional wrestlers or closing relief pitchers, then I could finally write that Steely Dan parody “Kid Marinade”.

A song about a hip-hop co-op:”Apple Cider PILLS, Roots and Ke-FIR”.

Smashmouth, all you have to do is license your music for the following ad: HEY NOW, IT’S A GOGURT, IT’S A TREAT FROM… YOPLAIT…

Your Huey Lewis cover band can be called “Fake News”, you know. There’s no law against it.

If you can’t be spontaneous in the bedroom, that’s okay, you’re just plansexual.

Designer pirate gear covered in tacky flames and tigers called “Ed Hearties”?

I like to imagine Tolkien & Herbert rising from their graves to pick up modern sci-fi/fantasy writers & shake them yelling “WORLD BUILDING IS ONLY VALUABLE IF IT ACTUALLY INFORMS THE CHARACTERS, PLOT OR THEMES! OTHERWISE, YOU’RE JUST HAVING A WANK!”