sept 20 in idea barrages

1. It’s like half renaissance fair, half murder mystery dinner. It’s a madrigal mystery tour!

2. On the way to a drive-in movie, like a semi-responsible human being in still-uncertain times, drove past The Fonda Fair and… oh my God, the yearly Redneck Disneyland is back, it was packed and all I could see was the ICU beds they were all gonna be filling. Yikes.

3. Crazy prepper food kits being sold on the home shopping channel is the most 2021 thing ever.

4. If you think about it, the horrible global-warming supercharged hurricanes attaching the lower Mississippi River area are literally Delta variants.

5. An update to the horrible Mystery Method seduction techniques purported to work with more expedience called “Brawny” because it’s the quicker picker-upper.

6. Those peppermint hard candies your gramma used to give you? Those are Senior Mints.

7. An indie rock band whose songs are all about their devotion to the autumnal called The Octoberists.

8. No, the WEIRDEST mash-up album would be “In The Court Of Carole King”.

Last updated October 23, 2021