sept 14 in idea barrages

A dark comedy about factory workers damned to keep working their jobs even in death as ghosts called “Time Sheets”.

A mystery about the journey to find a stolen family heirloom called “The Quilt Trip”.

A comedy about the siege of ancient Troy called “Full Horse”.

A Star Trek take on 50 Shades of Gray called “Prisoners of Worf”.

When popular mystery writers die, they are replaced by anonymous ghost writers who keep on churning out books so that you no longer know whodunnit.

You march confidently into the speed-dating event and loudly proclaim “I’m here to take hearts and break farts.” You pause, crunching up your face and tensing your abdomen. “And apparently I am all out of farts.”

Dr. Sandra Lee Rebish, she loves it when you call her Pim Poppa.

A parody of “How Bizarre” about DUNE and the gom jabbar.