She can not lie. in The Napkin.

Coworker: “Wow, this ladle is huge!”
Me: “I can get you a smaller one.”
Coworker: “No, I like big ladles. …Tim, don’t even say it.”
Me: “What? I didn’t say anything!”

And I didn’t, I swear! She didn’t even give me time to think of anything! Nor was I going to say anything!

Later…

Coworker: “Oh, I can put a lid on it.”
Me: “Yes. Yes, you can put a lid on it. …You so walked into that one.”
Coworker: “Oh, I know.”