sept 11 in idea barrages

A great song about synesthesia would be “She Blinded Me With Silence”.

Sonic the Hedgehog refuses chili dogs during Lent. If you ask him why, he will respond “Gotta go fast.”

The part of the brain that demands hot sauce is the Cholula Oblongata.

Years ago, it seemed like such a minor mistake, just an “Uh-Oh, Spaghettios!” but over the years, it festered into an uh-oh, regrettios.

A reboot of “The Facts of Life” as traditional hand-drawn animation would involve a 2-D Tootie.

If we were really supposed to be outside, why did God manifest as a carpenter? CHECKMATE, OUTDOORS. CHECK. MATE.

She liked it Chicago-style, real-style, Hawaiian-style, California-style, any style. She understood that some people preferred one style or another but she was personally panpizza.

You thought the sheriff was flirting with you but he was just giving you a ticket. You found yourself Speed Zoned.