sept 9 in idea barrages

You pour a mimosa over your Crunch Berries. Congratulations, you have created Cap’n Brunch, the saddest invention of all.

Kiefer Sutherland has a fully-absorbed vestigial conjoined twin named Twofer Sutherland.

The only way to ever heal the wounds of colonization is for the colonizer to leave. When you’re a colonizer, even if you try to do something functionally positive, they will reject it because you are an occupying invader. The only way to fix things is to let them fix themselves.

A Bowie re-mix entitled “Post-Modern Love”.

A treatment for Autumn Girls to deal with the other seasons, an externally applied mixture of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and cloves to get them through the other nine months. A Pumpkin Patch, if you will.

A Grateful Dead themed drag set called TUCKIN’.

You will breed a corgi and a beagle together, creating the ceagle.

They were both so damned sure they were always right, it was inevitable they would end up together, tied in the bounds of holy sanctimony.