sept 6 in idea barrages

Has anyone ever asked Nickelodeon why they made Jimmy Neutron’s hair style look like the pinched-tip of the world’s creamiest shit? Anyone ever explain why they were going for that? Because… I mean… there’s nothing else that shape could be. The feces of the very Dairy Queen.

I wonder who the most attractive dog-trainer at the Westminster Dog Shows is. It seems like a relatively low bar to clear just like how if you’re unathletic, your best shot at calling yourself an Olympian is to get really good at curling.

If only there was work in existentialist motivational speeches I could hack it. “Few things matter & the few that do don’t last long. Success & failure are dumb luck & neither a measure of your worth. Go try to do something good, it’s the only thing worth doing.” Stuff like that.

The anti-vax movement is no different than Amy Winehouse’s signature hit, a pretty little tune about the “empowerment” of rejecting reasonable medicine then dying of that “courageous” choice a few years down the line.

“YOU COULDN’T MAKE BLAZING SADDLES NOW!” Duh, you posturing ninnies, that’s the point. The best comedies are reflections of, reactions to the paradoxes & ironies of its time. Comedy’s an agent of pent-up change, of course it means less after the change comes. Christ, read a book.

Pushing sexwork money into the dark corners of crypto only mainstreams crypto, an Earth-ravaging pyramid scheme used to traffic drugs, child porn & guns. Sex video mainstreamed the tech fads of home video & the internet. Don’t mainstream crypto through sexshaming, for God’s sake.

Adulthood is when you stop having imaginary friends and start having imaginary enemies, I suppose.

“Me invent robot!” yells Musk, pretending he’s a genius because of Dad’s emerald mine, then a dude in a gimpsuit pretends he’s a robot. Here’s my pitch: LOGAN’S RUN but only for the born-rich. You want a life of luxury? You only get 30 years to ruin the world w/ sheltered idiocy.