sept 5 in idea barrages

When you’re in your 20s, you pop and lock to impress breakdance ladies on the floor. When you’re in your 40s, your joints pop and lock of their own accord.

When no one notices your social media, all you see are tumblrweeds.

The downfall of Shrek as a cultural force was inevitable, we couldn’t help but get ogresaturated.

WHOA brown betty, ram a lam, WHOA brown betty, ram a lam, brown betty is a dish, ram a lam, and it’s quite delish, ram a lam

One fun thing to do is pretend that all The Mask’s catchphrases are Stanley’s cries for help warped into brags by The Mask. “SOMEBODY STOP ME! OH GOD, PLEASE, SOMEONE STOP ME, I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!”

A drawing of a Sears Craftsman powertool with the caption “This is not a drill” called THE TREACHERY OF ANCHOR-STORES.

Why call it “white bread” when we can call it “honky loaf”?

THREE’S A COVEN starring Suzanne Summoner.