sept 1 in idea barrages

Refer to the game of billiards as “math balls”. See how long you can get people to buy that you legitimately think this is the name of the game. “Wanna go shoot some math balls?” you might say.

Charles Foster Kane. Australian for Charles Beer Kane.

Been thinking what Dave Matthews song I’d be forced to listen looped forever in hell. “Crash” seems like the obvious choice but I could see all the ridiculous flourishes becoming hilarious eventually. “What Would You Say”, however, is so bad it isn’t even funny, so probably that.

Why do we call them “quads” when we could call them “THIGHCEPS”?

The only reason Dave Matthews and Elon Musk aren’t the two worst things created in their home country are because they were both born in South Africa. It took a hell of an awful time in history to push them back to 3 and 2.

A group of young men in New York City decided to try and one up Boston by doing more cocaine than early-1980s Aerosmith. That group of young men was the 1986 World Series Champion New York Mets.

LESS SEAMLESS BLUETOOTH PAIRING, MORE UNSEEMLY BLUETOOTH PAIRING

Move over “With A Name Like Smuckers, It Has To Be Good”! Here comes “SMUCKERS! THAT’S MY JAM!”