aug 29 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 27, 2021, 12:11 a.m.
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  1. The title “Peaky Blinders” was wasted on the British mafia show when it could’ve been the new word for nipple pasties.

  2. When young, we are each a pliable gelatin of affections suspended in a bowl. If lucky, we can live until we harden into a firm set of eccentricities.

  3. At a certain point of continuous use, a “protective cup” becomes instead a “chafing dish”.

  4. Viagra is a firmware update.

  5. It’s possible that the Phantom Tollbooth was the only way to get on the Bridge to Teribithia. Was Narnia involved? Who knows? I sure as hell don’t.

  6. Tonight, I just realized that we could make a sitcom about annoying people still inexplicably into The Cherry Poppin’ Daddies and it could be called THE BIG BAND THEORY.

  7. Jokes about fraternities are bro-hanging fruit.

  8. You cut your wedding cake with a baeblade.


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