aug 18 in idea barrages

They didn’t call the second Jumanji “Twomanji” because they’re cowards.

Carpe Dulcis - See’s, The Candy

Publish a magazine called POST-MODERN BRIDE.

A “#1 Grandmother” mug is literally a grammy award.

A Jeep with a giant hose that shoots hand sanitizer and we call it “the antiseptic tank”.

Why say “popular fan-fiction writer” when you can say “shipping magnate”?

Burger King should hire a CEO with the last name “King” just for theming, like how Sony hired Mark Webb to direct the Andrew Garfield Spiders-Men movies, just because it themed well. It’s too good.

Where is the prequel about a hall monitor, PAUL BLART: HALL NARC? I mean, we had to suffer ACE VENTURA JUNIOR. That’s a film that actually exists. Someone thought there was money in that idea.