aug 15 in idea barrages

CARRY ON MY SQUIDWARD SON, THERE’LL BE FISH WHEN YOU ARE DONE

A gallery show of paintings inspired by the work of Frank Zappa entitled EASELS RIPPED MY FLESH.

America, believing itself to death.

The chase for external validation has destroyed more lives than any war, than death itself. When you run toward what others want, you run from yourself. Do what you do because you are who you are, because it gives you peace. In the end, you’re the only one who’ll ever know you.

Not many phrases are at the same time a compliment, a condiment and a dire warning but “Frank’s Red Hot” is one of those phrases.

Captain O.G. Readmore, star of ABC’s Saturday Mornings, was born Olive Garden Readmore. The fact that he was also an original gangsta was pure coincidence.

In the end, it isn’t its fault that it is a terrible energy drink. Its creator (retired military sergeant Dr. William “Pepper” Spears) was the real Monster.

The swinger couple walk into the room, confused that everyone else is in martial arts robes, meditating on mystically enhancing their attacks. “OH!” the husband yells, embarrassed, “it’s a QI party!”