aug 13 in idea barrages

Sometimes I think about ANIMANIACS and how Wakko, Yakko and Dot refused to bring their brother Malcolm-Jamal along for the ride.

If we could just get the word “craveable” cancelled as offensive, we could shut down fast food advertising for a good three years while they tried to come up with other terrible imaginary words.

You know, they haven’t done Snapplewood-smoked bacon yet. It’s one of the bad ideas we haven’t gotten around to.

Let us insult royals with the admonishment “castholes”.

We can also insult royals by calling them “the insane crown posse”.

Imagine wading into the middle of the Lollapalooza Super-Spreader Event, exposing yourself to an extra-virulent variant of a deadly respiratory illness, to see… Limp Bizket at the age of 73.

A Hawaii 5-0/Incredible Hulk crossover where they say “Dook him, Banno!” and Hulk takes the world’s most enormous crap all over the captured perp.

The most recent fancy cuisine is, of course, the new hauteness.