aug 3 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 3, 2021, 2:31 a.m.
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  1. Too many people believe that freedom means “freedom from empathy” when everyone being freed from empathy means, pretty quickly, nearly everyone has no freedom at all.

  2. We could just as easily call a fan convention a “stan mixer”.

  3. Alfred takes an experimental invisibility suit from Batman and becomes the superhero CLARIFIED BUTLER.

  4. If you want to settle out-of-court, they should call the place you go to negotiate your settlement “The Concessions Stand”.

  5. Step one: throw crackers. Step two: yell “YEET THINS!” Step three: ??? Step four: profit.

  6. I have now decided that the third Star Wars prequel should’ve been titled “Adventures in Baby-Sithing”.

  7. A Queen cover by Dave Matthews referred to as “Brohemian Rhapsody”.

  8. A rap about ancient Egyptian assassination with the line YOU CAN DO IT, PUT YOUR ASP INTO IT.


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