july 31 in idea barrages

If you think about it, a completely valid alternate title for Donnie Darko would be “Echo And The Bunnymen”.

A parody of that Shawn Mullins song “Lullabye” about the Showbiz Pizza Bear. “Everything’s gonna be all right, Rock-a-fire, Rock-a-fire”.

When you consider the quality of Old Milwaukee beer, perhaps we should give New Milwaukee a second chance. It is probably better by sheer accident.

You can’t expect a celebrity or hero or politician to live up to all your moral and ethical guidelines. Get a mirror. Look in there. That’s the only one you should or can have those expectations of. Live up to that.

Somewhere there is a Star Trek porno spoof involving the line “Scotty, beat me up”. Search your feelings, you know this to be true.

Set yourself in opposition to idealists who will never accept less than total perfect victory and you will never lose again.

The problem with going meta is that you CAN make good meta but it takes all kind of painstaking thought and work, lazy meta is as easy as patting yourself on the back but winking while you do it.

She made all the parrots in the pet shop talk at once, it was a real polly-phonic spree.