july 28 in idea barrages

“Once You Pop, You Don’t Stop” and “You Can’t Eat Just One” are both just a hair away from the slogan “YOU WILL BECOME PHYSICALLY ADDICTED TO THESE CHIPS”.

GIMME THE BEANS, BOYS, TO FILL THIS BOWL, I WANT TO FILL UP MY FACIAL HOLE WITH BEANS ALL DAY

Lady Alligator Loki would be called Galligator Loki.

The Babysitters Club books were based on an actual club the author used to put children she was sitting to sleep for bed.

What if we start calling The State Of The Union Speech an “Agenda Reveal Party”?

Breaking up soil for planting is a harrowing experience.

French low-carb living is pain-free.

Having accidentally murdered three humans instead of the intended vampires, Van Helsing merely shrugged “Mis-stakes were made.”