july 29 in idea barrages

Jimmy Buffet’s arraignment of “O Fortuna” called “Carmina Bahamas”.

Closed-casket for the peering-impaired.

Make a bike out of copy paper and call it a “stationery bicycle”.

The only thing I know about international soccer is that “Tottenham Hotspur” can be sung with the same rhythm as the Steely Dan song “Babylon Sisters” and… that might just be enough.

Sad yard sale sign: Wedding Dress. Best Offer. Needs Cleaning.

HAROLD AND MAUDE GO TO WHITE CASTLE.

A vaguely describe injury can be an oblique oblique.

A compilation documentary on the terrible “pranks” Jared Leto played on fellow DC film actors and it’s called JOKE-ASS.