july 27 in idea barrages

A Japanese video game about childrens’ dances called HOKEY POKEY PANIC.

Does Optimus Prime poop from his semi colon?

Sometimes, you just want to wear a shirt with the word SANDWICH on it, in the same font and logo design as the Subway logo.

Also: how did I never write a parody of David Bowie’s “Sound and Vision” about Wandavision? That seems almost… too me.

If you’re taking a Spanish class pass/fail, aren’t you really just gunning for a Si?

I wonder if Fox News’ policy of “Who Cares If The Elderly Die Of COVID, They’re Old” was ever held up against the fact that their average viewer is 87 years young. It seems like an unforced error.

A camping-themed sex comedy called TRAILHEAD.

Here’s another name you can sing to the rhythm of Eleanor Rigby: MARTIN SCORSESE, MAKING A FILM THAT WILL LAST FOR FIVE HOURS AND FIFTEEN, NOBODY SEES