july 24 in idea barrages

In Soviet Russia, dragons imagine YOU!

I can’t believe that the fragility of American masculinity hasn’t tried to re-brand male pedicures as “getting your bronails done”.

The heart of a neutron star is said to be the second heaviest and densest material in the entire universe, only after a milk crate full of old vinyl records.

How does Cardi B not have an endorsement deal with a rum called Bacardi B?

Specialization isn’t always the answer, y’know. Often, the best specialized genius can do is merely further & further refine ideas that became outmoded in a vacuum. Learn a little bit of everything. See the synergies between fields, study the seams, you’ll glimpse the new first.

“I need my parking validated.” A pause. “You did a very good job of it, yes.”

When they finally invented laughing gas in lotion form, that was some real topical humour.

Pornhub and Grubhub are undergoing a corporate merger into GROINPUB.