july 22 in idea barrages

  • July 21, 2021, 5:51 p.m.
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  1. A Lou Reed themed breakfast cereal called Metal Machine Mueslix.

  2. If the machine we’re supposed to rage against is Machine Gun Kelly, all the better.

  3. The first rule of Oak Club is orc hits you with oak club. The second rule of Oak Club is ORC HITS YOU WITH OAK CLUB.

  4. Whenever comic-book conventions are viable again, here’s my LOKI cosplay idea for you: Owen Wilson in a Chippendale’s costume and it is called “Moebius Stripper”.

  5. Three songs that blur together for me: the theme to “The Nanny”, “Boot Scootin’ Boogie” and “Zoot Suit Riot”. Sometimes my brain will just lapse into a loop of “she had STYLE, she had FLAIR, she was there! boot scootin’ boogie!” Or “boot scoot boogie, BOOGIE, knock back a couple of beers!” Etc.

  6. LESS MAD SCIENCE, MORE SAD SCIENCE

  7. Only America could make “don’t be a jerk while you’re in a metal box going 500 MPH, a mile high, held aloft only by a weird quirk of aerodynamics that is counter to all common sense” a Political Issue thing. You’re in a Miracle Death Tube. Just be cool like the Fonz til you land.

  8. CANBERRA BERET, THE KIND THAT YOU FLEW TO AUSTRALIA FOR


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