july 19 in idea barrages

Can Bobcat Goldthwait do a distant sequel to SHAKES THE CLOWN called SHAKES ON A PLANE?

Listened to a Neko Case song about how people were looked down on for being from Tacoma… and I thought to myself, driving through Utica, there were kids on farms two hours away in the mud, dreaming of The Big City Tacoma. This life is all perspective.

A follow-up show to the 90 Day Fiancee’s follow-up show, simply called FAIL-ORDER BRIDE.

A Third Rock From The Sun blooper reel entitled “JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITY”.

Just market Ipecac as an extreme sports drink called Purge. All the cool skateboarding kids are puking like rad dudes! PURGE!

Every time Turbo-Teen transformed, he had an auto-body experience.

Every day is Interdependence Day, baby. We’re all in this together.

Only difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally is that at least the Klan covers their ugly faces up.