july 16 in idea barrages

  • July 15, 2021, 9:34 p.m.
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  1. “No no no, my uncle works at Apple,” he said, “that’s why I got my hands on the greatest upgrade of all… the jPhone.”

  2. On the one hand, Yogi never tells us if he’s comparing himself to the average bear in terms of mean or median or mode but then, I suppose, if he did that, he’d be a lot smarter than the AVERAGE bear by any measure.

  3. At Frankenstein & Frankenstein, the team-building exercises are REALLY team-building exercises.

  4. When you choose the stage name will.i.am, you curse yourself to… decades down the road… all the papers running the headline WILL.HE.WAS

  5. SNICKERS VEIN, SNICKERS VEIN
    SNICKERS VEIN, SNICKERS VEIN
    SNICKERS VEIN, SNICKERS VEIN
    WE KNOW IT’S PACKED WITH PEANUTS
    BUT WE’RE ALL THERE FOR THE SNICKERS VEIN

  6. RESOLVED: Dana Carvey’s “Master of Disguise” is in the same universe as the happy ending of the “Little Shop of Horrors” film.

  7. That the movie BOSS BABY exists at all, that’s depressing sure, but the fact that there’s a sequel with a major theatrical release, that’s what’s really damning. Being a human lends toward wanting to defend humanity but a second Boss Baby seems indefensible.

  8. What we need now is a direct to video cheapie with twenty minutes each of Liam Neeson, Bruce Willis AND Nick Cage, all phoning it in together. An AVENGERS of former A-Listers who gave up!


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