july 18 in idea barrages

Neil Degrasse Tyson haughtily explaining that Science Diet is not actually made of science, it is just pet food.

A film about the glorious battle to evict the boringness that is IKEA from American shores called “Bjorn Free”.

A White Russian variant including stout beer called Brew Dairymore.

So we would not be so all alone.... EVERYBODY must get cloned…

ALIEN VERSUS REDDITOR: IF THE ALIEN LOSES, WE ALL LOSE

The Dewey Decimal System is shelf explanatory.

A remake of CHEERS that takes place in a Denver hash bar called BUDS.

Y’know the first 15 minutes of bad disaster movies, where it’s the main character just living their life but there’s ominous hints of what’s coming on all the televisions & radios & papers, but they ignore it because they’re living their life? It’s been 2 years straight of that.