july 5 in idea barrages
- July 3, 2021, 1:40 p.m.
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Everyone thinks that the tortoise and the hare is about a turtle and a rabbit but nah, man. Different animals. The story of the turtle and the rabbit is just two dudes chillin’ in a field, eatin’ on some lettuce, no competition, just good dudes at peace. It’s a better moral!
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When AOL was falling apart, I sure hope there were a lot of YOU’VE GOT FAIL headlines.
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No one else remembers that one show WHERE PETS WORE SHIRTS, my mind’s stuffed with lost irrelevance TILL MY SKULL HURTS, cheap kiddie low-art, the chimp talked like Bogart, SHIRT TALES, woo-oo! Saturdays with sugared haze and SHIRT TALES, woo-oo!
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Updating Nirvana lyrics for 2021: Just because you’re doom-scrolling doesn’t mean that you’re not doomed.
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Combining the short-lived Legend of Zelda license for the doomed Phillips CD-i system with Steely Dan mathematically results in the phrase “Gamelon Sisters… shake it!”
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My mind was built to wander, for I am a meanderthal.
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There are Ayn Rand books in libraries, rare copies of Marx can go for a lot of money, no matter who you are, no matter what you believe in, fame plus time will eventually betray you.
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Batman would be proficient at all forms of Sexy Times, just in case he needed to perform them in battle. That’s Batman’s whole THING.
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