july 2 in idea barrages

A movie about a sultan who falls in love with the staff doula who tends to all the harem’s pregnancies called MIDWIFE AT THE OASIS.

Fat-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, cruelty-free. Everything marked “free” tends to be more expensive.

Years help with some things. When I was 22, I could’ve only written shallow comedies about how clever I thought I was, at 32, only shallow tragedies about not being lauded for how clever I thought I was. Now slumping into age, I’ve lived enough life to write about being alive. That’s something.

Most recent name for a porn-bot facebook friend request: Bochil Peox. Sounds like a character from a Klingon translation of The Hobbit.

Your Star Wars aerobics name is Fit Kisto.

Belle and Sebastian’s album of U2 covers will be called “The Joshua Twee”.

The worst possible fast food would be Chicken McNugents.

Maybe people would be more accepting of plural marriage if we called it something like “time-share matrimony”.