july 4 in idea barrages

“FML” stands for “Full Metal Leggings”, the lower-wear of all yoga-knights.

Magic concerning control over classic action figures is called megomancy.

Is it a law that every Marvel project must, at some point in the promotional process, say that “this is something you’ve never seen in Marvel before?” Look, I love like 83% of their stuff but at this point, this is now mathematically impossible.

Respect to those good at something that’s easy to do poorly but difficult to do well, forever under the glare of Dunning-Krugerians who can’t even tell the difference. In the end, you know and that is what matters.

I wonder if there’s a Bob Urnham who is a niche academic who occasionally briefly believes the world cares about his tiny field, only to realize, nah, those people are just looking up Bo Burnham and putting the space in the wrong place. Poor Dr. Urnham.

A sequel to BEE MOVIE where the bees go to war against the humans called THE BOOGIE WOOGIE BUGLE BOY FROM COMPANY BEE.

Salsa is just salad sauce.

A reality show about vintage toy collecting called “Say Yo To The Joe”.