june 28 in idea barrages

Captain Nemo is the master of sub tweeting.

A patriotic wine called Rosé Can You See.

I hope at least one review of the ARTHUR remake referred to Russell Brand as “Dudley Less”.

The shows “The Office” “Parks & Rec” and “Community” blur together in my head the same way Candlebox, Matchbox 20, Urge Overkill, Bush, Live, Collective Soul, The Goo Goo Dolls, Firehouse & Maroon 5 all blur together into one miasma of soft-rock mediocrity. Obviously, the shows are better than the bands but it’s the same mechanism.

Yes, bustin’ used to make him feel good. Damn good. But as time passed, he needed to bust more and more to feel good and pretty soon, all bustin’ could do was make him feel normal. He was addicted to bustin’ and GHOSTBUSTERS 2 was rock-bottom.

No no, Charles Entertainment Cheese is the rat. Chuck E. Cheese’s is Charles Entertainment Cheese’s monster.

Toast is refried bread.

If salt kills slugs and salt repels supernatural evil, I can only assume slugs are supernaturally evil.