june 26 in idea barrages

Weekend, 1 AM, when the shows are so bottom-of-the-barrel, they might as well still go off the air with the bars and tones. A Z-grade comedy showcase from 10 years ago, nearly every ad is a PSA, just dumping obligations. It’s… beautifully inconsequential.

Your retro all-girl vocal group will be called The Grape Suzettes.

Your band will be called “The Non-Participating Locations”.

The best way to honour our military veterans and military dead is not with rah-rah parades and jingoistic sabre-rattling, but with economic, medical and psychological aid and by only using future military action in direct national self-defense.

Dracula appreciated the advances in denture technology. “They’re so new-fangled!”

Step 1: cover “Hey Ya” in the style of Enya. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!

SUDDEN REALIZATION: Tails was the Nermal of the Sonic Universe.

UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN, THE TROLL HAS QUESTIONS THREE, UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN, ANSWER OR HE’LL EAT ME