june 27 in idea barrages

What do Donatello, the Scarlet Witch and Tasha Yar all have in common? They all do machines.

So, everyone’s calling that Cruella film “The Devil Wears Poodles”, right?

When will the Hot Chicken Sandwich War finally end? When will we reach our Hot Chicken Armistice Day? Who will be the stronger man, able to put grill-tongs down first in hopes of building a Hot Chicken Peace?

Judge a society by the phrases its advertisements use most often. The ads on youtube spell out our own terrible judgement clearly “Seamless. Bluetooth. Pairing.” That’s a phrase of decline, right there.

You know how knock-off soda has to be call Doctor Pete, Shoutin’ Dew, etc? I just want a Joker knock-off called CLOWN HAS TEMPER.

Klingons actually prefer to place fourth in contests, that way they get The Honourable Mention.

Let’s make “tote-bag” the hip new insult. “You utter tote-bag.” you might say, “you spacious functional-yet-fashionable tote-bag.” “You durable ecru NPR donation tote-bag.”

A chocolate tasting tray called Chocuterie.