june 18 in idea barrages

Now that I think about it, Turbo Teen & Ranma 1/2 crossover fan fiction would be really really really really really really disturbing.

SPIDGETTI-Os: WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT PASTABILITIES!

The legendary dancehall philosopher Sean-Paul Sartre.

When Nostradamus wrote about “Hister” bringing the world’s downfall, everyone interpreted it as being a typo about Hitler. Only with social media, did we finally realize it was actually about hipsters.

Chewpac and his deadly rival The Notorious H.U.T.T

In Albany’s elevators, they play “The Girl From Niskayuna” instead.

Today, convince someone that you think the beginning to LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY was “Chamois, Falafel, Chickpea Leather INCORPORATED!”

Imagine the kind of person who would follow U2 tours around in a van. Like a Deadhead except for U2. What a strange person that would be. Not sure how I would react if someone earnestly told me they were, it would be like getting to meet ALF.