june 20 in idea barrages

No, Jimmy Fallon, you do not have a great show lined up for us tonight. You have, at best, a Jimmy Fallon show lined up for us tonight and, God help us, you may not even clear that astonishingly low bar.

Let’s figure out how to convince motorcycle culture that the coolest bike is the quietest bike. That the raddest chopperman rides a hog that is fainter than a churchmouse whisper.

Kathryn Hahn in a series of antacid commercials - “It Was Agita All Along”.

Whoa Jack Benny, ram a lam, whoa Jack Benny, ram a lam, Jack Benny had a dime, ram a lam, held it for all time, ram a lam

Deep Throat and Debbie teamed up to do all Texas in the Cinemax Skinematic Universe.

Jason Mraz is short for Jasonious Malbert Razzleberry.

TURKEY GRAVY SKITTLES. BASTE THE RAINBOW.

Tim Allen was trying to work meta about his terrible sitcom changing networks and it was possibly the most pathetic thing ever recorded and publicly broadcast. Go back to the coke and animal noises, Tim, or at least go hide in Branson Missouri. Jeeby Creeby.