june 19 in idea barrages

That little stone dude in the garden is your best friend. He is your gnomeslice.

Did they call 2 Fast 2 Furious’ gag-reel 2 Flubs 2 Funniest?

Why call the borders of a puzzle “edge parts” when you can call them “side pieces”?

A song about falling in love during an alien abduction called SOME IMPLANTED EVENING.

When Hot Topic and Bed Bath and Beyond merged into Bed Bath and Beneath, you could finally go to the mall and get your Baphomet bath-o-mat.

STEP 1: discover a new dinosaur in Egypt. STEP 2: name it the Horusasaurus. STEP 3: ??? STEP 4: profit!

Arcade quarters were the original micro-transaction. There is nothing new under the sun, only things feigning novelty through a glass dimly.

Briefly popular cartoon JOHNNY TEST except starring John Tesh.