june 14 in idea barrages

  • June 12, 2021, 3:26 p.m.
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  1. Vermont’s ONLY stand-up comic, Larry The Maple Guy!

  2. In discussions of new age healing, if you say “reiki” twice in a row, suddenly you’re rapping.

  3. As we are all on social media, just street-corner vagrant preachers, hella yellin’ that the trend is near.

  4. Age is when the pop-up ads stop saying HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA and start saying KRAFT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA.

  5. A cassingle of Prevention is better than a whole two album set of The Cure.

  6. Teaching archery to cattle led to the infamous Ox-Bow Incident and we certainly don’t want another one of those.

  7. “Bennifer” stuck even though “Lofflez” is funnier to say out-loud.

  8. As your phyllo dough bakes in the oven, yell “LAMINATORS! Puuuuuuuff up!”


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