june 11 in idea barrages

There are not enough jokes involving Jimmy Stewart’s murderous clown character in THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH and the idea of a Barnum and George Bailey’s Circus.

If you have to tear Bill Nye down in conversation, just keep slipping up and calling him “Beakman”.

Why do we call them “foot notes” instead of “explanation marks”? English would be a lot more fun if I were in charge.

A romance novel about tax preparers called HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

With the death of Saturday Morning Cartoons came the death of the shoddy variety show specials the networks would slap together to promote the upcoming fall season of cartoons, an even greater loss to our culture.

A comedy about working in a roleplaying-game store called COUNTERSPELL.

A slow mournful lo-fi emo cover of Aerosmith song called “Back In The Sad Hole Again”.

Why say “I’m having a diet shake” when you could say “I’m drinking lighter fluid”?