june 7 in idea barrages

Decades too late, I realized that “Interview With The Vampire” was rife for jokes with the punchline “Vlad Pitt”.

A parody of Johnny Cash’s “Jackson” except he’s going to the most boring place in the world and it’s called “Branson”.

Live-Action Aged Role-Playing or L.A.A.R.P.

Animation studios that sound like drag-queen/drag-king/burlesque names: Ruby Spears, Hanna Barbera, Sunbow, Titmouse, DIC

So, facebook tells me the birthdays of people I know and twitter tells me the birthdays of minor celebrities I’ve never heard of, this seems to be the current focus of both the sites. Cool cool.

A horror host show that broadcasts Saturday late morning instead of Friday or Saturday nights and it’s called SPLATTERDAY MORNING.

Chocbacca did the Nestle run in less than twelve bar snacks.

Remember when Dan Quayle was the dumb conservative? Weren’t those the days? He’s goddamn Steven Hawking compared to Margarine Taylor Greene or Matt Putz.