june 5 in idea barrages

A mash-up of RENT and THE ROOM, just so we can keep getting back around to the “oh hi Marc!”

Any parody of the Beach Boys’ Kokomo about the Poconos would have to include heavy reference to beautiful Mount Airy Lodge, where all you have to bring is your love of everything.

In 2021, the Mario Brothers wouldn’t be plumbers anymore as they’re from Brooklyn, they’d be hipster craft beer sommeliers in Williamsburg. Maltio and Brewigi.

When diving into the collective unconscious always take care, always remember, it’s a Jung hole out there.

On the one hand, “People Places and Things” would be a great name for a short story collection, considering what I write about in my flash fiction, on the other, it wouldn’t have zazz on a shelf for a new reader at ALL.

LESS KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS, MORE KIDS SAY THE DARKEST THINGS.

Variations on Chips Ahoy that sound like drag names: Candy Blasted, Cinnamondonut Chewy, Soft Baked, American Summer, Browniefilled Kingsize, Oreo Cremefilled.

The night is old and so are we, wiser than the stars, drunk on our own ennui, what seems endless still will end, though our eyes won’t last to see, the night is old and so are we.