june 3 in idea barrages

A “Thank You Essential Workers” sign on a strip-mall placard, covering over the sign of a store that had closed. Because that’s all those thoughts are to so many people, empty words to fill space, not actual respect for those toiling to keep us going and alive. America.

A vegan Terminator called SOYBORG.

Each and every extra Jedi in a battle is a real force multiplier.

Happiness is not needing to give a damn about the Oscars.

A handsome cowboy hat is really just cool ranch dressing.

In Soviet Russia, dreams follow YOU.

A horror movie about cakes that look good but taste terrible called FONDANT FOOTAGE.

LESS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT. MORE TRYING TO GROW TALLER