cinco de barrago in idea barrages

1.) The particular way you piss on a Jack Chick booklet is your urinary tract inflection.

2.) I'm astonished Doritos has never done the Star Wars promo flavour "Skywalker Ranch".

3.) Mash-up idea: "teenage wasteland" vs "teenage dirtbag"

4.) Sitcom idea: "Hangin' With D.B. Cooper"

5.) Twins put the "us" in "uterus".

6.) Might have to finally write that Tax Man parody about Dion's saxophone playing.

7.) What's the Fonz's favourite condiment? Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-oli.

8.) After The Cologned Ranger stops a crime and leaves without thanks, we're all like, "who WAS that musked man?"

9.) Opportunities are like the hydra, I hope, miss one, eight spring up in its place? I hope? You work the saxons, I'll work the angles.

10.) Don't shop at that game store. They don't have a Clue.

11.) It's a buddy cop movie about a diabetic cop and a gluten-intolerant cop. It's called BETTER OFF BREAD.

12.) Of all the facile internet phrase-trends, my least favourite is "Will It (Fill-In-The-Blank)?"

13.) I like to believe there's some exec out there, doggedly pitching a Fawlty Towers adaptation called "Inn-Competence".

14.) These people angry that Mexican-Americans celebrate Cinco De Mayo had BETTER hate the hell out of St. Patricks & Columbus Day too.

15.) Soon, they will make their already-put-upon assistant professors foot race for job security, in a tenure-track-and-field competition.

16.) Basically, world, I'm pretty awesome and you're the one missing out. But not for much longer, I hope.

17.) The friends/family "framily" advertising portmanteau will mutate into the NASCAR neologism "frams with benefits".

18.) The highest aspiration of a Brony is a stable relationship.

19.) When they step on your jokes so you can't impress the pretty ladies, that's just a straight-up mockblock.

20.) Shiva has six arms on purpose. Creation and destruction at the same time requires multitasking.