may 23 in idea barrages

Cloudy omen, scrawled into the street, cloudy omen, what fate will we meet, cloudy omen… I can’t foresee it, will you come true, just what exactly should we do… mercy…

At a certain point of age, it’s no longer a booty call, it’s a mantique roadshow.

A conspiracy theory where there is actually no such thing as architects, the idea was only invented as an optimal job for a dad in a sitcom.

I dare Lenscrafters to run with the slogan “Specs Work Is Real Work”.

If I were a cosmetic surgeon, of course my ads would say “I’LL HELP YOU PICK YOUR NOSE” of course I would.

LESS GODZILLA VERSUS KONG, MORE GODZILLA VERSUS PONG.

“Baby, does your youtube channel know an exorcist? Because we’re gonna get it demonitized” is the weirdest pick-up line ever.

Homestarrunner’s Texan cousin Lonestarrunner.