may 24 in idea barrages

The Flying Nun’s similarly gifted cousin, The Air Friar.

The ATF is coming for you if your smokeless tobacco isn’t up to snuff.

There are no accidents or isolated incidents but there sure are isolating incidents and insulating accidents.

If you are a Billie Eilish sound-alike, I can write a hell of a parody song for you. It’s called “mumble number five”.

Tucker Carlson is the kind of person who reminds you that the little brother on CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL was not satire but rather a dire prophetic warning of the hellscape to come.

Honestly, is there a whole “Winking Plausible Deniability” course in cop school or what?

Hot Take: you shouldn’t want your kids to like the intellectual properties you liked as a kid, you should want them to have their own thing, keeping Star Wars on life support doesn’t keep you young, let go.

A goth conspiracy group called The Gloominatti.